dsh-foxy-jumpscare

Staring at the DeepSeek Harness web console for hours can grow stale no matter how polished the UI looks. dsh-foxy-jumpscare drags Withered Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's 2 straight into your browser: once every second the plugin rolls a die, and the instant it lands on that one-in-a-thousand, your screen is swallowed by a full-frame jumpscare accompanied by the iconic scream, then it vanishes after a beat as if nothing ever happened.

The design revolves around two promises. First, zero perceived latency: images and audio are preloaded at boot, so the scare pops the moment the die is hit, with no network round-trip and no spinner. Second, full configurability with real-time feedback: probability, tick interval, duration, volume, asset URLs, and a master kill-switch can all be overridden through a single localStorage key, taking effect within one second and requiring no page refresh. A single click dismisses the scare early. Mathematically the trigger follows a geometric distribution with a mean first-hit around 16 minutes 40 seconds and a median near 11 minutes, and it is memoryless, so you can never predict the next scare.

The plugin is best suited for FNAF fans, developers who want a tiny horror easter egg living inside their daily tooling, and anyone who enjoys the shared gasp of a startled colleague. It touches no core dsh functionality; it simply rolls a die once per second in the background, waiting for that one-in-a-thousand moment to arrive.